If you meet a "woman" on Facebook that seems too good to be true, and she agrees to meet you, date you, and even have sex with you, but you HAVE TO WEAR A BLINDFOLD THE ENTIRE TIME, she's either a dude, or she's massively fat/ugly.

A segment of the 7/26/2017 episode of TFM 42O.

http://nypost.com/2017/07/20/woman-jailed-for-wearing-fake-penis-tricking-friend-into-sex/

Intro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

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